YOU CAN'T BRING IN THE BABY (OR OUR LIST APP MEET UP EXPERIENCE)
- •@abbyzeecee and I both showered to get ready to go to the Mission tonight.We didn't do the Mission much before the kid. This was a big deal even for a 5pm event.
- •We put the boy in his skinny jeans and ironic shirt to go to the Mission.
- •Abby nearly has a breakdown at the high level of cute that is happening and I agree.
- •We drove to Southern Pacific and found a great parking space.That is of note. Srly.
- •We walked to the bar and Abby said it was the first time she stepped over a used condom.No photo.
- •We got there and the bouncer told us we couldn't go into the bar.My boy got carded.
- •Abby and I took turns going into the bar to meet our List App friends.
- •They said he was cute too. So it isn't just parent bias.
- •So we had to go home.Sad face emoji.
- •We went to the wine bar around the corner from our house because both of us showered and the boy was dressed to impress.The bar tender thought he was adorbs.
- •I went to Trader Joe's for a baguette, cheese and cured meats for dinner.I also got ice cream and ¡Mango! ¡Mango! gummy snacks because two beers made me krunck.