1. Stop capitalizing "apple" in the middle of my damned sentence!
    I am not talking about you!
  2. Jammies
    I know... I could say "pajamas" or "pjs", but that doesn't help if I'm trying to tell a story about something my kids said!
  3. Stinkin'
  4. Deja vu
    Deja's vu
  5. Proletariat
    Why is this your guess at what word I mean when I accidentally type peole?
    Suggested by @bkwmkiwi
  6. We'll
    WELL is a perfectly common, real word too
    Suggested by @bkwmkiwi