Favorite fields on a pediatric dentist's New Patient Form

My 2 year old has her first dentist appointment!
  1. MARITAL STATUS ▫️married ▫️single ▫️divorced ▫️separated ▫️widowed
    I love that the first option isn't single. That's a lot of pressure! (And is there nothing more sad than a widowed pediatric patient?)
  2. EMPLOYMENT STATUS ▫️full time ▫️part time ▫️retired
    It's about time she started pulling her weight around here. And maybe improve her chances of finding a husband already.
  3. WORK PHONE
  4. RESPONSIBLE PARTY (IF OTHER THAN PATIENT)
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