Flaws.

Inspired by @NotAWitchDoctor
  1. Awful neighbor / lazy beyond belief with yard work.
    More time doing fun things with my kids. Plus, our take-up-each-leaf-as-it-lands neighbors still seem to genuinely like us.
  2. Ms. Correctlypants
    Attention to detail. BONUS: why let people struggle working harder when they could just work smarter?
  3. Quick to raise my voice.
    Also quick to apologize. Well, to those under 4' tall.
  4. A little squishy in the middle.
    I made two human beings!