Inspired by @DG
  1. I would still wear clothes three sizes too big.
  2. I never would have started running. Or working out.
    I've been hooked for years.
  3. I'd still be painfully shy.
    Hiding in the corner. Avoiding eye contact.
  4. I wouldn't have my adorable kids or amazing stepson.
  5. I would definitely laugh less.
  6. I'd have to go to the grocery store and cook all of my own meals.
  7. I wouldn't smash into the bathroom door in the middle of the night because it's inexplicably closed.🚪😫
    Nor would I ever fall in the toilet.
  8. I would avoid trying new things or breaking out of my comfort zone.