My daughter's slide techniques, ranked
- 1."The Downhill Skier"Elbows bent and pulled back, completely folded over, tiny fists balled up, eyes squeezed shut, huge smile plastered on.
- 2."The Roller Coaster"Arms up in the air, eyes and enormous smile wide open, gleefully screaming, "WEEEEEEEEE!!!"
- 3."The Hey Guy"Stance can be changed up, but before she slides she excitedly shouts, "HEY, GUY!!" repeatedly until some random stranger decides to pay attention.