My daughter's slide techniques, ranked

  1. 1.
    "The Downhill Skier"
    Elbows bent and pulled back, completely folded over, tiny fists balled up, eyes squeezed shut, huge smile plastered on.
  2. 2.
    "The Roller Coaster"
    Arms up in the air, eyes and enormous smile wide open, gleefully screaming, "WEEEEEEEEE!!!"
  3. 3.
    "The Hey Guy"
    Stance can be changed up, but before she slides she excitedly shouts, "HEY, GUY!!" repeatedly until some random stranger decides to pay attention.