Never will I ever...

  1. ...buy running pants or shorts without pockets.
    Seriously life changing.
  2. ...pick up wrapping paper at Target.
    It's crap. Marshall's has quality, inexpensive wrapping paper.
  3. ...forget to charge my Nano.
    Can't make it through the day without being able to block out loud colleagues.
  4. ... successfully convince my daughter that drinking bath water is gross.
  5. Smoke a cigarette. I've definitely puffed on many things, but never a cigarette.
    Suggested by   @naughtyedamame
  6. ...own a cat
    Achooo! And they're sneaky AF!
    Suggested by   @kate81
  7. Take another Mud Bath spa treatment.
    One of the grossest and most expensive things I ever experienced. 😖
    Suggested by   @angela3950
  8. ...get to work early to get a "jump start" on the day!
    Suggested by   @kate81
  9. Give up sugar. 🍭🍭🍭
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  10. Rob a convenience store in the nude. It's chilly. Whooooo!
    Suggested by   @eriknmichaelssrn
  11. ...own a Coach bag.
    I know a lot of women covet them. I can't get behind that many logos all over the place.
  12. ... buy sticky tac at Target.
    It's also crap. I might as well try to hang up my kids' artwork with my own saliva.