Inspired by @DG and countless others
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    Staying up late
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    Eggplant, olives, goat cheese, and seafood
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    Being laid back
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    Never showing up on time
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    Green thumb β€” with curb appeal that makes my house the envy of my neighborhood
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    Totally pulled together at all times
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    Ernest Hemingway
    "I was drunk. They were drunk. We were all drunk. Drunk, drunk, drunk." ...for pages and pages. πŸ’•
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    Donald Trump!!
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    Binging reality TV
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    Heavy sleeper. Light walker.
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    Extreme extrovert. Love having my calendar fully booked.
    Detest being alone and/or being at home
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    Loaded! Ca-CHING! πŸ’°
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    Anti-Oxford comma
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    Adventurous and brave
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    Snapchat. And all of those filters that add dog features, etc. to your face. 🐩
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    Math is my jam!
    Pass me the receipt. I'll figure out the tip AND divide the check amongst us.
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    Trophy wife πŸ†
    I'm basically arm candy. πŸ’πŸ»
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    I drive a white car, with giant fake eyelashes adorning the headlights.