Inspired by @bsizzle33
  1. Precrastinate.
    I do things too quickly to just get them done.
  2. Not carefully enough cover up the kids when I put them to bed.
  3. Not iron my clothes.
  4. Preface any sentence with "I TOLD you..."
  5. Open both sides acts of the dishwasher at the same time.
    (It's so very broken and that makes it worse.)
  6. Run to the other room when talking on the phone.
  7. Skim articles then try to half-ass an explanation.
  8. Empty our lunch boxes all over the counter as soon as I get home.
  9. Avoid confrontation and / or not stand up for myself when I should.
  10. Get a teensy bit of jelly in the peanut butter.
  11. Nag.