Things I don't think I'll miss

...when my kids are older
  1. Diapers
  2. Never having a pile of papers in the table
    They. Always. End. Up. On. The. Floor.
  3. Bottles
  4. Sippy cups
  5. That little plastic bin on the top shelf in the dishwasher for all of the cup/bottle parts
  6. Teething
  7. The changing table
  8. Inconvenient nap time
    Sure, nap time is great when you need a break and/or an excuse. But sometimes it's downright inconvenient.
  9. Never knowing where my stuff is.
    Even though I know damned well where I left it.
  10. That I never wanted to paint my nails because as soon as all ten digits are wet, I know someone is going to need something.
  11. Constant visitors in the bathroom whenever I have to go.
  12. Feeling like I have to be constantly vigilant.
    Though to be fair, I'm pretty crappy at this.
  13. Never truly being able to relax at parties or events, because I constantly need to make sure they are safe/fed/sunscreened/not running off.
  14. Putting sunscreen on them.
    Especially him. Will. Not. Miss. That.
  15. The flexibility of our current schedule.
    That's about to change with kindergarten.
  16. Car seats.
    It will be nice to have a car that seats five that actually seats five.
  17. Stepping on Legos.
  18. How complicated it is to run a simple errand.