THINGS I WILL GO WAAAAAAAY OUT OF MY WAY TO AVOID

Inspired by @Peace_Out_List
  1. Parallel parking.
  2. Or, full disclosure, any parking that is not a pull-through space.
  3. Going downstairs to the cafe at work to grab a utensil if I neglected to pack one.
    I have eaten my yogurt with a fork. I used a spoon to eat salad.
  4. [ It should be noted that I'm not too lazy to walk downstairs at work to participate in a 45-minute fitness class ]
  5. Talking to people on the phone.
    Especially on a cell phone. Talking over each other is the worst.
  6. Confrontation.
  7. Ironing.
  8. Being the one to have to figure out the tip. Or how the bill is going to be split.
  9. In general, math.
  10. Make more than one trip from the car.
    Even if it means carrying so many bags that I can barely make it through the narrow path in the garage.
  11. Returning cold sales calls at work.