Things my tiny art director believes

  1. There's no point in drawing or coloring yourself when you can make someone else do it.
  2. OWLS!! More owls!! Daddy owl!!! Baby owl! More OWLS!!
  3. MOON!! More moon!!
    🌙🌚🌓🌜🌛
  4. OWL!!
  5. Full-sized crayons and markers are a waste.
  6. One should draw solely with tiny Crayola stubs.
  7. Max: 1 inch
  8. Preferably, the end without the point.
  9. Only use one color.
    Real artist use purple exclusively 💜
  10. Be sure to scribble out the eyes whenever possible.
  11. Sending a letter to someone in basic training?
    Decorate the envelope with purple owls. And purple moons.
  12. It's difficult to find an acceptable apprentice these days.
  13. Especially one without unrealistic and unnecessary rules.
    Give me ONE good reason why I can't scribble all over the address on the envelope. ✉️🖍
  14. I see some white space.
    SOMEONE ADD A FREAKING OWL BEFORE I LOSE MY SHIT!!!