Things that annoy my husband

  1. The teensiest bit of peanut butter mixed into the jelly jar.
  2. When ice cream is scooped out in a way that isn't perfectly level.
    I honestly don't even know how he does it.
  3. When I make a PB&J sandwich and don't go aaaaallllll the way to the edge of the bread.
    This bugs him even if I'm the one about to eat the sandwich.
  4. My nonstop li.sting.
  5. My Little Ponies.
  6. When I skim articles.