Things under my kitchen table

... at any given time. No matter how hard I try, it always looks like this. 🏳
  1. Several rocks
    "It's my nature collection!"
  2. All of my important papers
  3. Several uncapped markers and marker caps
    Which surprisingly never go to each other. This is a mystery I will never solve.
  4. An embarrassing amount of crumbs
  5. Dirt
  6. Pine cones
    "Nature collection!!"
  7. Pillows
  8. A fork
  9. A fork
  10. Or if I'm being completely honest here, probably two forks
  11. Or if I'm being completely honest here, probably two forks
  12. Napkins
    A nice variety: completely unused but now unusable, used the way you'd expect a napkin to be used in a civilized house, or violently shredded to bits.
  13. Napkins
    A nice variety: completely unused but now unusable, used the way you'd expect a napkin to be used in a civilized house, or violently shredded to bits.