Tonight's cough remedies, ranked

  1. 8.
    Propping up my pillows.
    Not doing much for my cough or sleeping, but I can breathe better.
  2. 7.
    Spoonful of honey.
    Delicious though. 🐝
  3. 6.
    Vicks VapoRub.
    I love the smell!
  4. 5.
    Cough drops.
    What are these things?! I couldn't find the ones I wanted and these are ... tiny suckable disappointments.
  5. 4.
    Tea and honey.
    No help. ☕️
  6. 3.
    Ice cream.
    Yeah, I know this isn't a proven remedy, but for those few fleeting and cold moments my throat felt amazing. 🍦
  7. 2.
    Fluids.
    Momentary relief. Too many trips to the bathroom.
  8. 1.
    Gargling with warm salt water.
    Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. Now I just have to gargle every 10 minutes for the rest of the night.