Unique and highly-developed skills I possess

Apparently, I'm the only one around here
  1. 1.
    Ability to remove empty toilet paper rolls from the bathroom.
  2. 2.
    Knowledge that the rolls can be recycled.
    This is a highly advanced skill, and requires a mastery of skill 1.
  3. 3.
    The proven ability to put new rolls in the bathroom before there is nary a square left.