1. I have been conquered by endless clutter.
  2. I don't know when he learned to talk and walk! But I dug around forever for the info, filled out the form, and submitted it on time.
    Why are you asking me again? Did you lose my paperwork? Are you testing me — seeing if my answers match? Are you trying to break me?
  3. So. Much. Homework.
  4. My husband is playing a never-ending stream of loud and entertaining music videos while I'm trying to get my son to concentrate on homework.
    I give up. Someone else can be in charge of this. Maybe DJ Distractypants.