Ways my family Fs up my Christmas cards, ranked

  1. 4.
    Leaves someone off. There are five of us. My first born is usually the forgotten one.
  2. 3.
    Butchers the spelling of my stepson's name.
    Or my daughter's.
  3. 2.
    Adds an apostrophe to my last name.
    Least favorite: when they add the apostrophe BEFORE the s.
  4. 1.
    Adds a D to my last name. I get it. It's confusing. But I've been married a decade!
    My grandmother couldn't decide recently — so she wrote it the right way. Then above it wrote it with the D.