1. Finish this book! I want to start a new one. One that doesn't make me wonder "am I too dumb for this book? Or is it just poorly written?"
    Instead, I'll read one agonizing paragraph and start a li.st.
  2. Be productive! This pile of laundry isn't going to fold itself!
    Ehhh, no thanks.
  3. Enjoy the solitude of a sleeping house! A cup of coffee would make this book more palatable. 📚☕️
    And risk waking the kids?! How about I just play it safe and make a li.st.
  4. Get ready to leave. Busy day today. It will be easier to do my hair, etc., without tripping over children.
  5. Not feel guilty.
    Feel guilty.