My MySpace "About Me" Back in 2005.

Hi I'm Michael and I like many things:
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    Fun, friends, family
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    Warm socks
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    Buttered 🌽
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    Stupid humor
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    Black β˜•οΈ
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    March Madness Cinderellas πŸ€
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    Unnecessary randomness
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    Baby blue t-shirts
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    Short-handed goals πŸ’
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    Stiff drinks πŸ₯ƒ
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    Poking fun
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    Tuna on wheat
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    Girls in baseball caps
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    Rubber-band bracelets
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    D12 songs
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    5-foot eagle putts πŸ¦…πŸŒ
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    Dane Cook
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    Pickles
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    Pick-up football games 🏈
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    Staring contests
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    Honey bunches of oats 🍯
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    Stupid arguments
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    Pocket sevens 7️⃣♣️7️⃣♠️
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    2 minute showers 🚿
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    My dog chance 🐢
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    Cross-state road trips πŸš—
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    Aviator sunglasses 😎
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    Big Ben 7οΈβƒ£πŸˆ
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    Thunderstorms β›ˆ
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    Bodysurfing πŸ„
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    Spontaneity
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    Major upsets
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    Telling it like it is
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    4am television πŸ“Ί
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    Rolled-up sleeves πŸ‘”
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    1-2 steppin
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    Frosted cinnamon pop tarts
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    Brunettes πŸ™ŽπŸ»
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    Middle backseat of a car 🐩
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    Growing a beard in the summer
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    Cantaloupe
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    Jumping rope
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    Smoking dope
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    Not giving up hope
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    Bathroom skylights
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    PNC Park at night ⚾️
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    Happy hours πŸΉπŸ•”
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    My sophomore year in college
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    A good game of horseshoes πŸ΄πŸ‘Ÿ
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    The Black Eyed Peas
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    Hamilton, NJ ↔️ State College, PA
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    Drunken 🎳 & Drunken 🏌
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    Lloyd Christmas πŸŽ„
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    Garnier Fructis shampoo 🚿
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    Clean white shoes πŸ‘Ÿ
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    Friendly how-do-ya-do's
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    Lullabies 🎢
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    Free-styling
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    The Pittsburgh Incline
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    Talking jive
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    Getting to 2nd base
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    Sled riding ❄️
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    The Sunday paper
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    Sarcasm
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    Playoff hockey πŸ’
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    Sleeping under pool tables
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    Stupid bets
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    Maury Povich
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    Scattergories πŸ“
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    Passing in the slow lane πŸš—
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    One-handed catches 🏈
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    Proving someone wrong
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    Staples commercials
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    Chalupas
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    Making up words
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    Phil Collins 🎀 & Tom Collins 🍹
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    Shot callin
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    Taking shots πŸ₯ƒ
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    Sharing a bed πŸŒ™
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    Watching QVC with no intention to buy
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    Making eye contact πŸ‘€ , making after-hours contact 🌚
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    A tall glass of milk 🍼
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    Girls wearing a skirt and boots
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    Talking about nothing
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    Keeping things interesting
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    My black Steelers hat πŸ”Έβ™¦οΈπŸ”Ή
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    Cosmo Kramer
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    Conversations with Matthew Tomich
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    French dressing πŸ…
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    Driving with your knees
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    Wearing a t-shirt with a tie πŸ‘”
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    Kissing goodbye ↔️ Kissing hello 😘
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    Dancing to fast songs
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    πŸ• with everything
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    Jessica Alba
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    Competition
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    Playing footsies
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    Not caring what I look like
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    And most importantly, not knowing what is next πŸ™ŒπŸ»