Things I Wonder On Any Given Day, vol. 24.

  1. 1.
    If the act of shrugging is exclusively for a shoulder motion?
    Can you shrug your arms? Or eyebrows?
  2. 2.
    When people often pronounce "hilarious" as "HA-larious"... to make it funnier?
  3. 3.
    That a masochistic grill starter could conveniently be called propane.
  4. 4.
    You invite someone to something. They say, "We'll see". It's pretty much an absolute "No" - there is less than a 1% chance they show up.
  5. 5.
    Someone gets a tattoo. You ask, "Where did you get it?" What is the most frequent first response, the part of the body or the tattoo parlor?
  6. 6.
    Someone, anyone, calls your cell. They leave a voicemail. They leave their call back number. Um? I already got it before you started talking.
  7. 7.
    How popular Target is, how loyal their shoppers are, how frequent they make trips there, and I haven't yet seen a really, really busy store in one moment of time.
  8. 8.
    What's more fitting to say: The reward is worth the risk, or the risk is worth the reward.
  9. 9.
    When you make an omelet, it seems like 2 or 3 eggs is always more than enough - but when you make scrambled eggs, it seems you need 6 or 7 eggs to satisfy a personal serving.
  10. 10.
    How often musicians listen to their own finished-product, recorded music.
  11. 11.
    What a "Pittsburgh Fitness" gym would involve or look like in L.A.
  12. 12.
    Put your phone down. Make eye contact. Make body contact. Bye bye.