1. That all movie teaser trailers should be the actual trailers.
  2. That I never take bubble baths and always wish bubble showers were a thing.
  3. The condiment relish should get a new name because I never met anyone who liked or relished it THAT much.
  4. Is it still an omelet if there's nothing added to the eggs?
  5. That I still can't fathom how you can make a movie like Mad Max: Fury Road. It's like sober cinematic PCP.
  6. That my mind would hurt if I saw Jack Black standing next to Barry White. "So you're Black, but he's black and you're White, but he's White." Explode.
  7. Would Jack Black + Barry White = Jack White holding a Blackberry? Wow.
  8. How often I catch myself reading articles on my phone right in front of a laptop or larger computer screen.
  9. When people say, "I'm only half-kidding" - ok, well I'm only half-relieved, and my other half is still scared shitless of what you just told me.
  10. Lunch hour over. Ciao.