Things I Wonder On Any Given Day, vol. 33.

  1. 1.
    When you pull out in front of another car, whether it be switching lanes, or yielding from the on-ramp, or turning out of a parking lot - how often the car behind you accelerates right up on your ass, regardless if you judged the timing impeccably and gave the perfect gap of room.
  2. 2.
    Who doesn't make Freddy Krueger fingers when they eat Bugles
  3. 3.
    Do geese quack, or is that strictly a 🦆 sound?
  4. 4.
    The number of love letters crumbled up and thrown away, but would've worked if they sent them. Or, the number of love letters that didn't reach the recipient - and the sender just assumed it was not to be.
  5. 5.
    The ranking of everyday, accidental self-injuries among biting your 👅, stubbing your toe, getting a papercut, rolling your ankle, banging your funny bone, or fill in the blank.
  6. 6.
    What coffee tables would be named if coffee was a less-popular beverage.
  7. 7.
    The number of people, this very second, currently mid-fall bungee jumping, or playing with a Slinky, or scraping the last of mayonnaise out of a jar, or listening to "Candy" by Mandy Moore, or on their 3rd attempt guessing the CAPTCHA security phrase, or blowing into a kazoo, or reading a book to a group in a senior 🏡,
    or sneezing with a mouth-full of food, or acting like a T-Rex, or, ok done.
  8. 8.
    The bar soap vs. liquid soap dilemma. You use twice as less bar soap to create a similar lather, it costs twice as less, there's less plastic waste, it lasts longer - but people don't use it because they're afraid to find that one stray hair on it?
  9. 9.
    That we recently celebrated Groundhogs Day with a current President who denies global warming.
  10. 10.
    Do good... and do what feels good. (unless that involves mutilating animals, then nevermind)