Things I Wonder On Any Given Day, vol. 42.
"Another one." -DJ Khaled
- •Is a Venus Fly Trap a face plant?
- •If you should veer from wearing red shirts at Target, should you beer from wearing blue vests at Walmart for the same reason?
- •How there aren't more lottery winner ransoms. Or, do we even hear about them and they happen all the time?
- •How I thought oatmeal cream pies were good for me growing up and housed like 3 at a time.
- •Speaking of housing, how my first 🏡 purchase will have multiple bidets throughout them. Using toilet paper is gross.
- •The intensity of the roller blade race down "Devil's Backbone" at the end of the movie Airborne. (Jack Black was more aerodynamic then)
- •When 'Till The World Ends' by Britney plays on the airwaves in an alcohol-rampant social setting = girls absolutely lose their lids.
- •When people say "stick to acting" or "stick to sports", how about you stick to mundanity.
- •Are we done discovering and naming new colors?
- •If a more-advanced future species will display fossilized skeletal remains of us Homo Sapiens in museums.
- •How people complain about the high cost of postage stamps and how I think they should even cost more.
- •Write out 0, 1, 2, up to the number 9. You can easily make each number into an 8.
- •Go hug someone. Bye. 👋🏻