Things I Wonder On Any Given Day, vol. 42.
"Another one." -DJ Khaled
- 1.Is a Venus Fly Trap a face plant?
- 2.If you should veer from wearing red shirts at Target, should you beer from wearing blue vests at Walmart for the same reason?
- 3.How there aren't more lottery winner ransoms. Or, do we even hear about them and they happen all the time?
- 4.How I thought oatmeal cream pies were good for me growing up and housed like 3 at a time.
- 5.Speaking of housing, how my first 🏡 purchase will have multiple bidets throughout them. Using toilet paper is gross.
- 6.The intensity of the roller blade race down "Devil's Backbone" at the end of the movie Airborne. (Jack Black was more aerodynamic then)
- 7.When 'Till The World Ends' by Britney plays on the airwaves in an alcohol-rampant social setting = girls absolutely lose their lids.
- 8.When people say "stick to acting" or "stick to sports", how about you stick to mundanity.
- 9.Are we done discovering and naming new colors?
- 10.If a more-advanced future species will display fossilized skeletal remains of us Homo Sapiens in museums.
- 11.How people complain about the high cost of postage stamps and how I think they should even cost more.
- 12.Write out 0, 1, 2, up to the number 9. You can easily make each number into an 8.
- 13.Go hug someone. Bye. 👋🏻