Things I Wonder On Any Given Day, vol. 8.

Eighty to ninety percent of the brainpower I exert on a typical day of mine involves random thoughts. I started to write them down. This day was November 18, 2015.
  1. 1.
    How often people under-appreciate where the highest of peaks technology is at today. So many of us complain and are "inconvenienced" by the simplest thing. Chillax.
  2. 2.
    Incredible that only 6 humans on the planet right now excel at being quarterback in the NFL. 6 out of 7,266,501,013ish humans.
  3. 3.
    Barcodes. What an invention.
  4. 4.
    When I see and interact with strangers throughout the day, how I often say to myself, "I will literally never see that person again."
  5. 5.
    I used to rock it myself once or twice, but I don't think guys wearing jeans with flip-flops is a good look anymore.
  6. 6.
    Sia's voice in song. Resonates all day long.
  7. 7.
    How everyone needs to stop drinking soda popinskis.
  8. 8.
    How I want to start a business customizing/personalizing/selling key trays. Yeah, those little vessels solely made to place your keys and loose change when you get home. Just key trays. Nothing else.
  9. 9.
    How there are millionaires everywhere, from little niche companies that specialize in one little itsy-bitsy thing. Like some guy in Raleigh, North Carolina has a sweet mansion on a lake because he made it rich making a specific patented bolt or but for wind turbines. I made that up on the spot but it's probably true to the T.
  10. 10.
    Speaking of on the spot, dumb jokes, like, "Where does a red cat and a blue cat swim together?" ... "A purr-pool."
  11. 11.
    How many times I've seen each Seinfeld episode. Down with the sickness.
  12. 12.
    If I, or anyone for that matter, will ever beat my brother shotgunning a beer.
  13. 13.
    Bruce Willis' bravery in Armageddon.
  14. 14.
    River Phoenix's hair in Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade.
  15. 15.
    Princess Jasmine's seduction of Jafar to distract him from Aladdin. So sexy.
  16. 16.
    Where am I going with this?
  17. 17.
    Happy Humpday.