BOOKSTORES I WENT TO IN AN ATTEMPT TO PURCHASE HOLLY MADISON'S "DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE"

This does not seem like a book to read on my Kindle.
  1. Chevalier Books in Larchmont
    Me, after browsing for a few moments: "Do you have the Holly Madison book?" Female salesperson: "Um, no. We can order it though!" Male salesperson: <snicker> Me, to myself: Get over yourselves.
  2. Barnes & Noble at the Grove
    After my indie bookstore fail, I figured I'd try the chainiest of chains. But they were SOLD OUT: "We should have more in a couple days." Then they gave me a hard time about validating my parking.