HOW TO HAVE THE BEST WEEKEND EVER

  1. Get all of your favorite people together in one place.
    They'll come from near and far.
  2. Have that place be somewhere really fun that a lot of them don't go to very often.
    May I suggest... Las Vegas.
  3. Stay in a ridiculous hotel.
    May I suggest... The Venetian. And encourage everyone to stay there too.
  4. Ply said family and friends with food and drink.
    V. important.
  5. Dance like you've never danced before.
    You should develop a cramp halfway through the night and be out of breath at least 25% of the time.
  6. Definitely have a hora.
    And get EVERYONE to dance it, even the non-Jews who have no idea what's happening.
  7. MARRY THE BEST DUDE IN THE WORLD.