THINGS I AM DOING BESIDES WRITING THIS ARTICLE

Welcome to Procrastination Town, population me.
  1. Tweeting about the crazy fortune teller story in the New York Times
    Ok but seriously something is weird about that story.
  2. Watching Guy's Grocery Games
    Supermarket Sweep meets Masterchef. In Flavortown. Help me.
  3. Reading another chapter of Judy Blume's new book.
    It's making me want to re read Starring Sally J Freedman As Herself.
  4. Looking at Instagram.
    And it's making me hungry even though I just ate lunch an hour ago.
  5. Writing this list.
    😔