1. Fiddleleaf Fig
    Bought on Valentine's Day, dead by Independence Day. One high maintenance, expensive SOB.
  2. Money Tree
    There must be some symbolism here.
  3. Peace Lilly
    "Toxic to cats." I suspect my cat took care of this one herself.
  4. Palm Plant
    Didn't stand a chance. Cat friendly? = cat delicacy
  5. Jade Plant
    Low maintenance, my ass.
  6. Spider Plant
    Returned from vacation to a crispy sun-fried mess.
  7. Terrarium
    Honestly didn't think this was even possible. It's MOSS that lives in a GLASS HOUSE. It also had a tiny little figurine doing yoga, so I probably killed her chakra too.
  8. bonsai
    It was a gift from a horrible person, so I let it die, which I guess makes me terrible too, but I promise the giver was way worse.
    Suggested by @dave
  9. Air plant (three of them)
    People keep giving me these as gifts and I can assure you that claims of their indestructibility are greatly exaggerated.
    Suggested by @sloan
  10. An orange tree
    It was on life support against its will
    Suggested by @furtadomf