7 Things not to say to children under 7
- 1.Trust me, it gets worse from here on out
- 2.Are you voting for Trump?
- 3.What the f*ck is with your generation's obsessions with Twilight movies?
- 4.Which element would you be in Captain Planet?
- 5.What's the name of your tech start up?
- 6.I remember when you mum was doing tequila shots off the football team
- 7.When you are my age Dora the Explorer will have already found everything, so you should give up now...that bitch is relentless.