7 Things not to say to children under 7

  1. 1.
    Trust me, it gets worse from here on out
  2. 2.
    Are you voting for Trump?
  3. 3.
    What the f*ck is with your generation's obsessions with Twilight movies?
  4. 4.
    Which element would you be in Captain Planet?
  5. 5.
    What's the name of your tech start up?
  6. 6.
    I remember when you mum was doing tequila shots off the football team
  7. 7.
    When you are my age Dora the Explorer will have already found everything, so you should give up now...that bitch is relentless.