Reasons I swipe left on Tinder

Seems like it would take a long time to decide if someone is swipe-right-able, but most of these judgements are made on a subconscious level. Sorry if any apply to you..
  1. 1.
    Too young
    I don't want to date a college student who's binge drinking with their parents' money
  2. 2.
    Too old
    Also not trying to self-induce an anxiety attack over the fact that my potential bf has a stable, full-time job and I do not
  3. 3.
    Wears sunglasses in every picture
    I don't want any surprises in person
  4. 4.
    Neglects to write anything in their bio
    Again, don't want any surprises
  5. 5.
    Writes a very formal bio about their likes/dislikes/schooling/living situation
    "French boy in the U.S. 🇫🇷 Northeastern. Loves the outdoors. 🌿 Loves dogs. 🐶 Environmental science Ph. D. 🤓 MIA✈️BOS."
  6. 6.
    Uses emojis in abundance
    See above
  7. 7.
    Writes a douchebag bio
    "Jimmy Carter in the streets, Bill Clinton in the sheets."
  8. 8.
    Has no pictures with other friends
    This renders me unable to judge height and/or the quality of their social life
  9. 9.
    Puts a pickup line in bio
    I'm not motivated enough to message you and get the subpar answer (sometimes though, I Google the pickup line to find out. Social interaction averted)
  10. 10.
    Puts Snapchat account in their bio
    Idk I just find this unclassy
  11. 11.
    I see that they have "super-liked" me
    Too aggressive, dude
  12. 12.
    Uses the word "enthusiast"
    Though it may be four syllables, it does not make you sound particular
  13. 13.
    Blatantly appeals to women
    Claims he is a "great cook" or a "wine enthusiast" (again, refer to above)
  14. 14.
    Explains in bio that a girl in his pictures is a sister/cousin
    If you have to say this, either take less intimate family photos or choose to exclude that particular image from your profile
  15. 15.
    Has a selfie that looks like he put too much effort into capturing
  16. 16.
    Will 'unmatch' with you if your first message is sex-related