Disappointing Hinge Opening Lines From Potential Suitors
Not even that funny. Just disappointing. After a week and a half, I've decided I'm not cut out for this game
- •My favorite, note the time👋👋 I AM A WOMAN WHO DESERVES TO BE WOOED
- •Kid loves his dogIn retrospect, I should have responded. I miss my dog.
- •Sorry!Matthew, it's a no from me.
- •Christian, is this the start of a cheesy line or are you apologizing because you meant to swipe left?Either way, I'm awkward and going to play dead on this one
- •💃💁🏼The only disappointing thing about this is that it was obviously sent to every girl he matched with. Casting a wide net, can't blame him
- •About 7 guys saying "hi :)"Spambot? Can't be too careful
- •10 others that respectfully declined to start a conversation
- •One guy was named Clark griswold so I made a joke about Chevy chase or Wally World or something... A swing and a miss
- •In unrelated news, I recently looked into getting a dog 😘🐶