In My Spam Filter

Inspired by @gabimoskowitz
  1. Fake AmEx message
    Telling me to download and save a file to my desktop, follow multiple links, and fill in all my information
  2. Fake LinkedIn message
    Telling me "do not panic", but click this link or else my access will be denied
  3. 3,000 messages from Twitter
  4. Job offer that will earn me thousands in my spare time
  5. Obamacare enrollment offer, signed simply from "Health Insurance"
  6. A bunch of messages from Freewheel, whatever the hell that is