ACCEPTABLE ADULT BEVERAGES

This is only for dudes. Women can drink whatever they please.
  1. Whiskey rocks/water
  2. Vodka rocks/soda/martini
  3. Gin/tonic/soda/martini
  4. Tequila (I guess...but no fancy mixers...margaritas at mexican restaurants ONLY)
  5. Domestic macrobrew beer
  6. Local cheap domestic beer (best choice)
  7. Shots: only 1 spirit, unchilled. no shenanigans.
  8. Rum and coke (mornings only)
  9. Bloody Mary (again, not past 2pm)
  10. Um, that's pretty much it.