- •SaturdayBest day to be hungover. A whole cushion day tomorrow and nothing to do but have a mimosa and chill w your family/friends/fellow hobos.
- •SundayLike Saturday but with creeping dread
- •MondayOh, who fucking cares? Monday is a wash
- •WednesdayAlmost never hungover on wednesday
- •ThursdayHungover on Thursday? Eh, weirder shit's happened, but by now, you're 4 days into working, exercising (don't be lazy you fucking slob) and sleeping like a human so this hangover, if it happens, is probably intentional and brutal
- •FridayJust couldn't wait, could you? More of a shame thing than a physical thing. Upside: fuck it! It's Friday.
- •TuesdayWorst day, worst hangover, total self loathing and (when you kids get older) barfing when you try to brush your teeth. Fuck Tuesday completely
- •Doctor appointmentUgh. Actually, doc, just euthanize my dumb ass.