ISSUES I'M GONNA HAVE ON THIS FLIGHT
- •My kids are on it. They're needy and don't give daddy any peace
- •The dude sitting next to me is enormousI am in an aisle directly across from my kids/wife. Huge dude (who is eating a gigantic sandwich, which will only enlarge him further) is sitting in the middle. Terrible for him, still also bad for me. Southwest has some serious UX issues.
- •This baby behind me is fucking losing itWe are still on the ground
- •We spent so much time packing that none of us have eatenSpare any of that sandwich, huge dude?
- •To drink or not to drinkIt's noon, BUT, I'm on a plane, BUT I'm with my kids. BUTTTT It's not like I'm driving when we get to Denver
- •Old chatty ladies behind meThey're talking loudly...LOUDLY about apps. It's like a somehow more grating version of fixing your mom's computer
- •The lady in front of me has gross legsMean. True. Sorry.
- •I hate flying.Xoxo listers!