PEOPLE I WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS

  1. Kendrick
    And he's always gonna be younger than me too. Sigh.
  2. Willie Nelson
  3. Snoop
  4. Kurt vonnegut
  5. Roberto bolano
  6. Martha stewart
  7. Sarah silverman
  8. Bill bryson
  9. Colbert
    As a kinda lefty white dude, this one pains me a bit
  10. Slash
    Even with velvet revolver in the mix
  11. Chappelle
  12. Sophia loren
  13. My son
  14. My grandma
    RIP
  15. My inflated opinion of myself
  16. My daughter
  17. My wife
  18. Antonia Scalia
    This one is not true