REASONS TO DRINK

  1. Really bad day
  2. Really good day
  3. Bored
  4. Sad
  5. Happy
  6. Long road trip
    Passenger only
  7. Your friends are over
  8. You have no friends
  9. You're hungover
  10. You feel great
  11. Can't sleep
  12. Exhausted
  13. Special event
  14. Nothing is going on
  15. Work is boring
  16. Work is crazy
  17. You have no job
  18. Awkward around strangers
  19. You're holding court among rapt strangers
  20. Death in the family
  21. Shitty family refuses to die
  22. You're at arbys