SHITTY THINGS ABOUT AMERICA

  1. We let the auto industry undermine our public transportation infrastructure
  2. Fat pride
  3. Idiot pride
  4. Medicine focuses on treatment and not prevention and is thus an insurance scheme/impossibly expensive
  5. Ohio kinda blows
  6. Special interest lobbying
  7. Refusal to discuss race
  8. Deeply weird race relation issues
  9. Minorities (just kidding, yall)
  10. Lotsa guns
  11. Lotsa murder
  12. No indigenous platypi at all.