WHEN I KARAOKE, I SING:

  1. Born to be my baby-Bon jovi
    My voice is shockingly similar to jon's. I did this in Athens, Greece (the bar in question had no monitors, just a printout of the lyrics [which I declined {that's right}]) and the place went crazy and hoisted me aloft and bought me ouzo. An old woman spoke little English but yelled 'you are professional!' At me all night afterwards.
  2. Ice ice baby
    It goes over big. I don't need the monitors for this one either
  3. Anything from grease
    Just kidding. Fuck everyone who subjects people to this horror
  4. Ignition remix
    Walked down the aisle to this one (for real). Place in my heart
  5. If they don't have these, I'm out