tomorrow's to-do list

  1. hate self
  2. blame everyone else for everything
  3. alienate friends
  4. call mom to fill up on guilt
  5. take it out on partner with signature passive aggression
  6. contemplate suicide
  7. fail at that too
  8. maybe get out of bed after that
  9. cry and masturbate
  10. [this list is laminated]