A SLOW DECLINE: DAILY THOUGHTS ON LUNCH

  1. I have a pre-made sandwich in the fridge. Look at me! Budget conscious and healthy(ish)!
  2. Buuuuuut, do I want to take it to work?
  3. Nah, I'll probably go eat with friends. Just this once.
  4. 4 hours later . . .
  5. Crap. I forgot I scheduled a meeting over lunch. I'll pick something up on the way back to the office.
  6. Ok, what's fast and healthy?
  7. Nothing.
  8. Fine, what drive thrus are between me and the office?
  9. Ummmmmm
  10. I can't think of anything.
  11. Ooh! ARBYS!!!
  12. But I'll just get a burger. Or maybe a salad.
  13. I'll get the burger. It's not too bad if it's JUST the burger.
  14. But I want a drink.
  15. Ok, just the burger and drink.
  16. Wait. It's easier to just order the meal right? I won't eat the fries.
  17. Ok just one
  18. Ok just a few
  19. Dammit. I ate all the fries.
  20. 4 hours later . . .
  21. Ugh, why don't I have any money?!
  22. Argh! Why are my clothes so toght?!
  23. I'll for sure just eat the old sandwich for dinner.
  24. Hold on, incoming text.
  25. Sorry y'all gotta go out to dinner. I'll finish this list later!