I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND

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    She's pretty great.
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    She knows her *ish
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    She fights for truth
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    She fights for friends
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    She fights for naps
    #respect
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    She loves cat videos
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    And Dawson's Creek
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    And paper products resembling notebooks & planners
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    She draws cool things
    Like really cool things.
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    She's unafraid of wild gesticulation
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    And spontaneous interpretive dance
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    She gives the greatest benedictions (like this...)
    May God bless you and keep you and may His face shine upon you with the splendor of a thousand headlights in traffic on a dark dirt road in the country where the water is sweet and the harvest as plenty as movie candy during a summer matinee like Sandlot or Now and Then, when life was easy and real simple, like the magazine at the grocery store, and may your soul be nourished with the food of that grocery store and the bread of life and life cereal and milk which you'll eat when you rise. 'Nite!
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    And so today, we celebrate her
    For being born. For being our friend. (For introducing us to the list app.) For being @fabs!
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    Happy birthday friend!!!!!!!!!
    πŸŽ‰πŸ†πŸ‘πŸΌπŸŽ‚
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    πŸ’˜, @drbamburg