Literally
  1. I'm cooking, no time to get you a snack
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    Get out
  2. It's quiet in here
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    & I like it that way
  3. You just used the vegetable scrubbing brush to wash the dishes
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  4. Who farted?
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    The bathroom is OVER THERE ➡️
  5. The wine opener is in the dining room
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    Get back where you belong
  6. You don't know how to properly load a dishwasher
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  7. Stop asking me where everything goes I'M BETTER OFF PUTTING ALL THE DISHES AWAY MYSELF
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  8. You are blocking my perfect pathway trifecta
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    Sink-stove-prep counter
  9. Stop opening the fridge. All the appetizers are out in the living room
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    Go back to your home. Are you too good for your home?
  10. Don't question my compost/recycling system
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    I worked at the Sierra Club for 7 years; trust me when I tell you that's recyclable material