Get Out of My Kitchen

  1. I'm cooking, no time to get you a snack
    Get out
  2. It's quiet in here
    & I like it that way
  3. You just used the vegetable scrubbing brush to wash the dishes
  4. Who farted?
    The bathroom is OVER THERE ➡️
  5. The wine opener is in the dining room
    Get back where you belong
  6. You don't know how to properly load a dishwasher
  7. Stop asking me where everything goes I'M BETTER OFF PUTTING ALL THE DISHES AWAY MYSELF
  8. You are blocking my perfect pathway trifecta
    Sink-stove-prep counter
  9. Stop opening the fridge. All the appetizers are out in the living room
    Go back to your home. Are you too good for your home?
  10. Don't question my compost/recycling system
    I worked at the Sierra Club for 7 years; trust me when I tell you that's recyclable material