Movie Quotes for Everyday Parenting

  1. Go ahead & starve!!!
    Roared at my children when they reject the meals I cook & demand I be a short-order cook.
  2. Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
    Works for any frustrating matter, but mostly because there are actually lots of spills in my house. Both kids know to respond "I don't know, Margot" without ever having seen the movie
  3. Shut up, Ralphie
    The parents from A Christmas Story are my role models...although I admittedly mutter this one under my breath since "shut up" is still forbidden in our house
  4. And the children were screaming...the children were screaming
    Poor Liza. She didn't stand a chance fighting off Captain Hook. I reenact this near daily when my husband finally comes home
  5. Life is pain, highness.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  6. The greater good. (THE GREATER GOOD.)
    When you the one for the team and handle potty or bed time solo.
    Suggested by   @ashleyanwiler
  7. Never need a map again!
    When you're lost and the kids are screaming.
    Suggested by   @ashleyanwiler
  8. Release the baby!
    Pretty self explanatory.
    Suggested by   @ashleyanwiler
  9. Not today, Zurg.
    Any time the kids ask for dessert.
    Suggested by   @ashleyanwiler
  10. You're killing me Smalls!
    So many uses...
    Suggested by   @megmurphy