Skittles

VOM
  1. What candy entices you to buy it by comparing it to a goddamn pox?
  2. Eat my crusty candy face sore! It'll be so delish!
  3. "Contract the rainbow?"????
  4. (Sorry, slightly drunk while watching commercials during football game my team is losing. Will resort to regularly scheduled programming later; I just really abhor these commercials)