I spent the weekend holed away with my hubs & some old friends in a magical, gloriously tacky old inn. Take a drive on the 101 to CA's beautiful central coast & feast your eyes on this beaut. 💕🏰💕
  1. ✨ Welcome ✨
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  2. Come check in
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    to our Alpine-inspired pink glory
  3. Enjoy a swim in the 80 degree weather
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    (No one ever uses the adjoining fitness room, so plenty of room for you to yoga your little heart out)
  4. Slide on up to the Silver Lounge Bar
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    ...where you can & WILL play Cards Against Humanity while relaxing in a pink brothel house with your old college buddies
  5. Stuff yourself silly at breakfast
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    Biscuits & crispy bacon always ease a hangover!
  6. Check out our waterfall urinal!
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    Your husband will absolutely drag you by the hand to make sure you see it
  7. Sleep in the luxurious Victorian bordello known as the Anniversary Room
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    Ooh!
  8. Complete with stone shower & heated toilets with built-in bidet!
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    Ah! 🚽
  9. But most importantly, enjoy some time away from it all with your beloved
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    Celebrating one of your oldest friends (while getting very drunk to forget the absolute awkwardness of seeing your college ex - who's heart you broke - after a decade while his wife tries to befriend you 😳)