Things I Fail to Understand
It's the little things that bug one the most
- •Where Tori WentWhat the hell? She was my fave
- •The Jibber-Jabber on the Dr. Bronner's Soap BottlesI'm on board with all the talk of a higher being and the importance of cleanliness...but I'm not following the literal sentence structure. It's all fragments and stream of conscious nonsense; the grammar is atrocious
- •Why Packs of Hot Dogs & Hot Dog Buns Aren't Equal in NumberSteve Martin knew exactly what I'm talking about
- •Culotte pantsThey are butt-ugly on absolutely everyone. You are all too beautiful to make this mistake!!
- •Addendum: Disney DVDs "Fast Play" FeatureIt's code for "all our previews and ads for our junk, then the movie". Nothing fast about it. Just press play button to actually view movie. WHY??