Ever-so-slightly different from Things I Fail to Understand
  1. Why people voted for Trump
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    I refuse to even try
  2. How anyone who is not stoned or a child is entertained by Snapchat filters
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    BORING
  3. Why male seahorses carry the babies
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    I'm just glad they do
  4. Why it sounds better on vinyl
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  5. How romanesco even exists
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    It's a fractal, like some psychedelic vegetable seashell, & it's delicious. Who made this? How? Naturally occurring? I don't need to know as long as the bi-weekly farm box keeps it coming
  6. Tinder
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    It just sounds like the worst thing ever
  7. The floating man emoji: 🕴🏻
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    He looks a bit like well-dressed Moss from The IT Crowd, also vaguely reminds me of the creepy quiet demons (although they were bald) from the Hush episode of Buffy. I like both of these pop culture connotations, & i think the real meaning behind the emoji just wouldn't be as entertaining for me
  8. Why my children/husband/other family love me
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    It's enough that they do