Ways My 3 Yr Old Is the Neediest Boyfriend I've Ever Had

  1. He plays me hot and cold
    Screaming one minute, cuddling into my neck the next
  2. He'll wander into the kitchen just to murmur "I need you" before wandering back out
  3. He fails to understand privacy boundaries when I'm using the bathroom or showering
  4. He tries to make me suck his thumb
    Woody Allen much? Creepy...