1. He plays me hot and cold
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    Screaming one minute, cuddling into my neck the next
  2. He'll wander into the kitchen just to murmur "I need you" before wandering back out
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  3. He fails to understand privacy boundaries when I'm using the bathroom or showering
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  4. He tries to make me suck his thumb
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    Woody Allen much? Creepy...