Ways My 3 Yr Old Is the Neediest Boyfriend I've Ever Had
- •He plays me hot and coldScreaming one minute, cuddling into my neck the next
- •He'll wander into the kitchen just to murmur "I need you" before wandering back out
- •He fails to understand privacy boundaries when I'm using the bathroom or showering
- •He tries to make me suck his thumbWoody Allen much? Creepy...